The Best Clean Jokes Ever
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Search for fresh prints.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
How did the hipster burn his hand?
He changed the light bulb before it was cool.
What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
A three legged dog walks into town and says,
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Anything you like. He can’t hear you.
Two muffins are in the oven, and one says to the other “Hey is it getting hot in here?” The other says
“Holy crap a talking muffin!”
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
What’s the biggest perk to living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag’s a big plus.
What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?
Dam!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
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